Which old witch? The Hawkins witch! Ding dong the witch is dead at last!
Alright, we all woke up to the good, no great, no ABOUT DAMN TIME news this morning. I’m not telling you anything you don’t already know. Dan Hawkins is out as the head coach of the University of Colorado Golden Buffalo football team. Can I get a whoop whoop!?
Brian Cabral, who has been with the team since 1989 as linebackers coach, will serve as the interim coach until a new head coach is hired.
So, what is the “right” reaction as a fan? Well obviously, the whoop whoop I just requested. And to show up on Saturday. Get there early and watch Ralphie run. Cheer your little hearts out. We called for his head and now that we have it, we need to do our part. Let’s cheer on our Buffs and kick the doodie (that’s for you mom) out of Iowa State. Game’s at 11:30, so get up early to get your drinking in. And don’t forget, you always have half time too.
PS This song is the first thing that came on my Curtis Mayfield Pandora station this morning. Soooo fitting!