A Couple of Jokes

I feel funny today.

-Knock Knock.
-Who’s there?
-To.
-To who?
-To whom.

-How do you kill a blonde?
-Well, there are many ways. But all of which are illegal. Murder is a serious crime.

-Yo mama is so fat! SO fat that she should probably be concerned about the consequences of an unhealthy lifestyle, like diabetes and heart disease.

Hipster Kitty

I did, it's true.

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2 responses to “A Couple of Jokes

  1. the first one is brilliant!

  2. Pingback: The Time I Got Unintentionally Outfunnied. | To Be Announced

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