Gracie’s Guide to Being Single: How to be NOT single

I know, this is the post that you all have been waiting for. Biting your nails in anticipation. Losing sleep at night, just praying that tomorrow, TOMORROW will finally be the day that I post the secret. THE secret to companionship, built in plans for Sunday evenings, and a lifetime of we-dom, “Oh yes, WE just love Glee.” and “Oh sorry, WE are busy on Saturday night.”

Devil Kitteh is dying with anticipation....

Well folks, here it is:

Learn to shut your mouth and exponentially lower your standards and expectations.

Yep, it’s as simple as that. You’re welcome.

I heard Leroy is single

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2 responses to “Gracie’s Guide to Being Single: How to be NOT single

  1. Hahaha! Um. Brilliant. Will you elaborate more though? hehehe xo

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