I know, this is the post that you all have been waiting for. Biting your nails in anticipation. Losing sleep at night, just praying that tomorrow, TOMORROW will finally be the day that I post the secret. THE secret to companionship, built in plans for Sunday evenings, and a lifetime of we-dom, “Oh yes, WE just love Glee.” and “Oh sorry, WE are busy on Saturday night.”
Well folks, here it is:
Learn to shut your mouth and exponentially lower your standards and expectations.
Yep, it’s as simple as that. You’re welcome.