Mini-Fridge Update

Since posting my Craigslist ad on Tuesday, I have received some pretty awesome responses. AND I have a $free.99 mini-fridge with my name on it, all I have to do is pick it up.

I wanted to share some of the emails/comments that came from the post and my responses to said people:

Email: “why not join the military? Would that not fix the challenges you’re facing? –xxxxxGeoff@hotmail.com”

Hi Geoff,

Thanks for the response, I guess. I have a great job actually. But I really like to shop, drink, travel, and go to a lot of concerts, pretty much live outside my means. I don’t think the military would suit my lifestyle. I hear they are pretty strict and I’m not sure how they would feel about me wanting to sleep in on Sundays and stash Miller Lite in a mini-fridge under my bunk.

But again, I appreciate you taking the time out of your busy day to give me, a complete stranger from Craigslist, this sage piece of advice.

Sincerely,

Gracie

Email: “Oh how I wish that I had one because reading that made my morning and I would gladly hook you up! Good luck, Man!” -redneck-mensa@xxx.com

Hi Redneck-Mensa,

May I start by saying, wow, what a name! Are you a yoga practicing hillbilly? Are you… single perchance? Because I am DOWN.

Also- I’m glad I made your morning! That makes me smile and smiling is pretty awesome.

However, where did you infer from my post that I am a “man?” Is it because I drink cases of beer? I thought the whole spider reference and bringing up the fact that I know what a Rosé is would put me in the girl category. I’m not mad at you, just curious. Because this has happened to me before, people thinking I am a man from the way I write. I need to look into this phenomenon more.

Anways, thanks for the email and that you would give me a mini-fridge if you had an extra.

Peace in the middle east,

Gracie

Email: “I’ve got one for sale, $50. I can send pics if you’re interested” –jesse.xxxxxx@gmail.com

Hi Jesse,

Do you usually troll the “wanted” section, picking out the people who are asking for kind souls to have mercy on them and give them things for free only to shove in their face that you have what they want but are going to charge them a sum they clearly can’t afford? You do realize that there are like 30 $50 mini-fridges in the “for sale” section, right? If I’m competent enough to post an ad on Craigslist, you do suppose I’m competent enough to search in the “for sale” section, yes?

And come on, with an ad like that, you don’t think I would really have to pay for one, did you? Tisk tisk. So no, I don’t want to see any pictures of your not free mini-fridge.

Hugs and kisses,

Gracie

TBAblog.com comment: “All I can think about this ad is this:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boomerang%20Generation” -thedandygram.blogspot.com

This is a pretty brilliant concept. I actually had never heard of this generation being called the “Boomerang Generation” until this comment. It makes sense. You go out to the bars, run into someone from high school and ask what they are up to and it’s the same thing over and over again: “Living with the parents, but I got a great lead on a job in Denver! Man, I just want to get down to Denver.”

Again though, I’m not working a menial job. My job is pretty sweet. I just want to live a lifestyle that is way more awesome than my paycheck. But good find, FO SHO and thanks for the education on the Boomerang Generation!

Email: “Hey,

I don’t have a mini-fridge for you but I saw your story and just wanted to say that I just got done living with my parents for 8 months at the age of 26. I swore to never move back in with them since I bounced to college at age 17 but I was unemployed and had little choice. The economy is going down the drain fast and it took me almost a year to find a gig. I had to move half way across the country just to get the job. Things could be far worse than living the the folks. At least you have some beer 🙂

AJ” -xxxxxxx@gmail.com

AJ,

I appreciate you sending me an email. I do realize things could be a lot worse. Shit, I could be living in Nebraska. But no, I get to live in beautiful Colorado, with a roof over my head, still living my kick-ass life with my Devil Kitteh.

Hopefully you didn’t think I was considering my plight of being mini-fridgeless to be comparable to that of unemployment or other true hardship. Because I may have an easily inflated ego and sometimes get caught up in myself, but I know the difference between things that suck and things that REALLY suck.

And you say, “at least I have beer.” Well, without the mini-fridge I probably won’t for much longer! 🙂

Good luck with your endeavors and tally ho!

-Gracie

I got a few others, but these were the good ones. And I have a mini-fridge and someone has already offered to put a bottle of Rosé in it, ooooh snap!

This is my rockin new mini-fridge!

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3 responses to “Mini-Fridge Update

  1. Gracie,

    I love your style. Shoot from the hip and go for the heart. I don’t have a mini-fridge for you. Fact is, I have a full-sized GE fridge full of old food that needs to be deep-six’ed. My bride of 43 years passed away June 17th and I haven’t yet worked up the gumption to clean out and throw away all the food she stocked up in there, stuff I don’t eat. Maybe tomorrow will be the day I get off my depressed, lazy butt and do something about it.

    Rosé and Miller Lite? I think not. Cabernet Sauvignon and a Miller Genuine Draft would work for me. Followed by a “neat” Scoresby’s scotch. Oh wait, I forgot, I’m on the wagon. Have been since November 2007. Darn! I was beginning to have some fun there for a moment. Oh well.

    OldMrBill

    • Bill,

      Thanks for the comment! So sorry to hear about your wife, hopefully my goofiness was able to put a smile on your face!

      And yeah, I don’t know where the whole Rosé thing came from, as I’m writing this, I have a glass of Cab myself. But I’ll always love that Miller Lite 🙂

      Gracie

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