After 72 long and tumultuous days, Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from whatever guy she was married to for publicity.
This woman is such a joke and her entire life is a scam. Since she doesn’t take it seriously, I thought, why should I? Let’s have some fun with this.
Trending on Twitter is #Thingslongerthankimsmarriage and there really are some gems.
Here are some of my favorites from Twitter, some of my own, and some from people I know:
Things longer than Kim’s marriage…….
…. Amy Winehouse’s sobriety
…. Rebecca Black’s singing career
…. Kim Kardashian’s E! wedding special
…. My droid’s battery life
…. Ebner’s hair
…. The 2011 NBA season
…. Victoria Beckham’s grocery list
…. Phone conversations with my half-deaf Pop-Pop
…. My most recent bender
…. A Dicky V “Baaaaaby!”
…. The amount of time Taylor Swift had The VMA Best Female Video Award in her hand before Kayne took it.
…. A flight from Denver to Colorado Springs
…. The world “ridiculous” (and the amount of time it takes some people to figure out how to spell it)
…. Sarah Jessica Parker’s face
…. A Broncos’ offensive drive led by Tim Tebow
If you have some others, please, PLEASE share them in the comments. This whole thing is cracking me up.